I'm just a not-so-normal 20-something Longhorn, born and raised in Long Island, currently living in Chicago. I like to dance and I like to laugh. If you can't tell that much from my blog, I don't really know what else to tell you. Enjoy my random musings.

Missing this girl like crazy. Happy belated birthday @kaushi55 - your llama face, crude songs, lude behavior, and contagious laugh are sorely missed. Can’t wait to see you again :) #bestie #306 #australia #austin #chicago #longhorns #love #comeback #imissyou

Missing this girl like crazy. Happy belated birthday @kaushi55 - your llama face, crude songs, lude behavior, and contagious laugh are sorely missed. Can’t wait to see you again :) #bestie #306 #australia #austin #chicago #longhorns #love #comeback #imissyou

Hope everyone had a great #Eid! And I hope you all looked even half as cute as this kid. 😻 #baby #nephew #adam #eidmubarak

Hope everyone had a great #Eid! And I hope you all looked even half as cute as this kid. 😻 #baby #nephew #adam #eidmubarak

New pickup line: I put the fat in infatuated

This is gonna sound really awful but I just hate mothers who love their kids on Facebook. Like I don’t care.

—Edwin

  • Anu: what is punny. You always say that about yourself but what does it mean.
  • Me: it's like a pun on the word funny. Because I use a lot of puns.
  • Anu: OMG. That makes so much sense. ...It's like I've rediscovered you.
Me: Anu which towel did you use?
Anu: the brown one!

….

Me: Anu which towel did you use?
Anu: the brown one!

….

gnomesy:

Obligatory post of the day.

It remains.

(Source: deanschevyimpala)

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

kobetyrant:

IM SCREAMING OVER 500 PEOPLE REPORTED HER

The Beygency exists. And we are all part of it. #beyhive

One of my best friends said I reminded him of Olaf and I didn’t believe him and then he sends me this.I can’t.

One of my best friends said I reminded him of Olaf and I didn’t believe him and then he sends me this.

I can’t.